mara wilson is a national treasure. 

mara wilson is a national treasure. 

currently listening- one of my favourite albums I owned in my (relative) youth 

currently listening- one of my favourite albums I owned in my (relative) youth 

octobersgold:

http://weheartit.com
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sus-dad:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

alex-is-sassy:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i like it when shawty’s thighs so thick you can’t finger her properly when y’all sittin in the restaurant

Wat

I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN’S THIGHS ARE SO THICK THEY OBSTRUCT ME FROM FINGERING HER IN A SATISFYING MANNER WHEN WE ARE IN PUBLIC PLACES

#ME

uggghhh people who think they’re actually superior because they don’t like comic sans?? oh wow a church bulletin or some shit isn’t to your exacting graphic design standards since you took your graphics a level in 2006, whatever will they do????

You’re not a body positive blog if you just reblog shitty fatshaming bollocks and don’t even call them out.

i am so bad at packing, i spend most of my time compiling playlists and choosing blusher and lipstick colours. so far- can of hairspray and a bikini. can’t wait to see sam tomorrow though :3 

“You’re the only person I’ve ever met who seems to have the faintest conception of what I mean when I say a thing.”

— Virginia Woolf, from The Voyage Out (via theglasschild)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion)

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

beardnazi:

soulsooking:

Ultimate goal.

roseanne and dan are the best

(Source: joepublic)

(Source: la-be)

played 697 times

dysfunctionalqueer:

PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond

there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond 

there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you.